Category: Joke Board
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He
began hisround with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the
seconOn the third hole he had just scored his first ever
hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in
aterrible accident and was in critical condition and in the
ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and
that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to
get in acouple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
shooting apersonal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes
and
beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... Then he
remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor
in the
corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead
and finished your round of golf didn't you?
> "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for
the past Four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished
that round because it will be more than likely your last!"
"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be
her care giver!"
>
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said, "Just Fucking with you.
She's dead.
What'd you shoot?"*
Bob
Gasp, the worst part is I did crack the hint of a smile. Good one Bob.
Nem-
Bob, that was sick. Funny, but sick.
lol. i love it
shocking and kind of morbid